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    Tehlivingpencil

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    Haviland

    Post by Tehlivingpencil on Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:13 pm

    Name Registration...: Haviland

    I like to go by...: Just call me Haviland, dispense with all that name-shortening frippery.

    I've gained a few years...: 45, according to the construction date etched into my back here.

    I'm...: Male.

    Don't be fooled by my size: I'm only as tall as the decrepit old rat that runs this place.

    Don't tell anyone, but I have a few feelings for...: Oh, bah. There's no point in fussing over it.

    Welcome to Gregory House...: Resident, Mechanical

    I can be awfully dangerous...: Well, not particularly, other than I have a few sharp edges which are terribly rusted.

    People say I'm...: Stuffy and a little disagreeable, but I'm the one who sat unattended in a scrapheap for who knows how many years.

    I have a love for...: Order, space (not of the outer variety, mind you).

    I'd like to avoid...: Cramped spaces, scales.

    What haunts my dreams...: Horrible, horrible claustrophobia. And weighing-scales. I don't know why, but I just have this odd aversion to them.

    "What am I doing wondering through this forest?": I don't recall when or where I was manufactured, only that I awoke in a scrapyard for some reason covered in rust, dust and various other things, found a train station and caught the last train leaving. The next thing I know, I was smack-bang in the middle of somewhere or another, staring this hotel in the face.

    A few more things you should be aware of...: On occasion, my arms don't work properly. Also, my grilles have a habit of flickering whilst I speak, but that's perfectly normal... I think.

    Will you remember my face?:

    Like I always say...: "This is all getting far too stupid."

    [Quick note - Haviland's voice is meant to sound like it is run through a ring modulator. If you don't know what that sounds like, watch Doctor Who and listen to the Cybermen. It's like that.]

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